3rd Rate Losers - The Crew [www.3rdrate.com]

Nick Carr
name: Nick Carr nickname: Nickdog, MC Nick favorite movies: Ghostbusters favorite color: Strawberry Milkshake e-mail: nrc27@columbia.edu Nick Carr has been making films since he was six years old, and pornos since he was eight. After spending a great deal of time doing episodes of his live television show, NCTV, at the local cable access station, Nick invested in some damn hot quality equipment of his own. Now he has the power to make lightsabers and badly lip-synced music videos. Also, his Columbia University education has provided the knowledge that has allowed him to add a heightened level of montage, misc-en-scen, and menage a trois that was previously lacking in his films. The future is bright for this young, ambitious, and studly filmmaker. He enjoys long walks on the beach and eating pie. quote: "That was perfect! Now do it again!"-Nick
Jack Phelps
nickname: "Jackphelps!" favorite movies: Network, Gattaca, The Hudsucker Proxy favorite color: Orange email: jphelps@babson.edu Jack Phelps is currently a senior concentrating in finance at Babson College in Wellesley, Massachusetts. He hopes to either become a corporate profit whore for a major investment bank or, overcompensating for his distaste for America, flee the country to wind up teaching English in Japan. Jack spends his free time biking, watching anime, hanging out with teeming hordes of Wellesley girls, working with Linux, cooking, writing, and roaming Boston. He also enjoys long walks on the beach. quote: "Morality represents the experiences of men of earlier times as to what they supposed useful and harmful, but the sense for custom (morality) applies, not to these experiences as such, but to the age, the sanctity, the indiscussability of the custom. And so this feeling is a hindrance to the acquisition of new experiences and the correction of customs: that is to say, morality is a hindrance to the development of new and better customs." - Nietzsche
Andrew Carr
name: Andrew Carr nickname: The Andy Man, Mr. B Natural favorite movies: Paper Moon, Touch of Evil, The Third Man favorite color: Pizza e-mail: deluxe356@hotmail.com Andrew likes to take long walks on the beach and curl up by the fire with a good book. He also likes children. Little ones. His remarkable technical skill at everything in life is only topped by his performance in bed, something that he encourages all hot girls (12-27) to experience. Andrew Carr use to fat (i.e. The Blechh Files), but like his mother predicted, thinned out during high school (i.e. Stranger). He now makes it a point to make fun of all the fat asses who didn’t lose their baby fat through puberty. quote: "Hot damn, thats good pie!"-Twin Peaks
Austin Carr
nickname: Ace favorite movies: The Matrix, Run Lola Run, Swingers favorite color: Hi, this is Jimmy Pop, and my favorite color is Navy Blue email: theozwhat@hotmail.com Austin is the best looking person working at 3rd rate, even though that's not saying a lot -- sort of like the tallest midgit. He enjoys long walks on the beach. He ranks probably as one of the worst actors of all time. Ace is awesome with the ladies, and loves German blonde girls. If you'd like to date Austin, accept him for The Real World, or are interested in his short-lived career as a comedian, please send an e-mail. quote: "I can Derelick my own Balls"-Zoolander
Spencer Slam
nickname: The Slam favorite movies: Fargo, The Matrix and Office Space favorite color: cocaine-white email: spencerslam@hotmail.com Spencer Slam is pretty fly (for a white guy). He enjoys long walks on the beach and viewing pornogrpahy. He is an excellent actor and is not opposed to sexual encounters in graveyards. A Salem native, Spencer may be a novice film star but he sure is a veteran ass-kicker. When thugs pick on the nerdy 3rd Rate crew Spencer is known to "Slam" the punks with his flying fists of rage. quote: "You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
Conor Maguire
nickname: C-Note favorite movies: fight club, saving private ryan, footloose favorite color: californian sun email: C_Mac007@msn.com I am diesel. I'm usually a nice guy, but sometimes I'm not. I like music, but sometimes it gives me a headache. I noticed im at the bottom of the list for this crack pot team, so that makes me feel pretty dam good about myself. But what ever mate, no worries, I know I'm the only reason were still on the air. Wait, were not on tv. o well, I'm diesel. If you would like to get to know me know me, or findout what "diesel" really means, then hit my e-mail up and I probably won't respond. quote: "You're so fucking money and you don't even know it." - Swingers
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